Lines to Remember

Daley: "Mom, a guy at school has a crush on me."
Me: "It's because of those cute braids...how could he not?"
Sloan: "Come to think of it, I think I have a crush on you because of those cute braids."

Sloan: "When I see pretty things, it makes me want to sing"

Sloan: "Mom, when I went in, I noticed that people were having cupcakes. I just celebrated my 6 year old birthday! Are they trying to turn me into 7??"

Ted: "Daley, when I held you up to pee, I didn't expect you to poop too..."
Daley: "Well, life is full of surprises!"

Teacher: "Class, we'll go around and you can tell me one good thing that happened this week!"
Finley: "Today is Friday!"
Teacher: "No, you're supposed to tell me about something good that happened during the week."
Finley: "Ok, I woke up this morning and said, 'yay, it's Friday!'"

Teacher: "Class, tomorrow you can wear anything from the past..."
Finley: Looking down at her comfy sweat pants and sweat shirt, "I'll wear THIS on Thursday, and say, 'this was me on Tuesday!'"

Sloan: "I feel like people with long legs don't fall very often because you have a longer amount of time to catch yourself. But, when you have short legs like me, you don't have enough time." 

One night, Sloan fell asleep in Daley's bed while we read a book together. I picked her up and carried her to her bed. As I was tucking her in, she whispered, "Mom, how did I get to my room? Did I teleport?"

Waking Sloan up for school one morning, she looked up at me, wrinkled her nose and said, "you stole my good dream."