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 Sloan: "Mom, were the first people born police?"

Me: "no, why would you think that?"

Sloan: "well, who was the first person born?"

Me: "Adam and Eve were the first people, but they weren't born, so their kids, Cain and Able were the first born."

Sloan: "that must have been weird...you just show up in the world at 20 years old. I mean, I've worked really hard to be 7!"

Me: "Ryder, did you brush your teeth tonight?"

Ryder: "No, but I smiled while I was in the shower."

Everett: "Have you seen Sandlot?"

Ryder: "No, and I also haven't seen Hamlet."

Everett: "Hamlet? What's that? Is that like an omelet with ham?"

Me: "I think you mean Hamilton, Ryder.

Ryder: "Oh right, Hamilton. But, I have seen Antman."

Everett: "Antman is ok. He doesn't have as much skill as someone like me."