Thoughts from Daley and Sloan

Sloan: "I could go to the store by myself you know?"
Daley: "You can't go out by yourself, you might get kidnapped...and, if you get kidnapped, some people will trap you in a room and make you nap!"

Daley: "Mom, I KNOW Santa is real because who else would deliver our presents? Reindeer don't have hands!!"

Daley: "I'm going to have 5 kids when I grow up!"
Sloan: "I'm going to have 4 kids!"
Daley: "My kids names will be Lilly, and the first set of twins will be Rosa and Rosie, and the second set of twins will be Sunlight and Moonlight."
Sloan: "My kids names will be Anna and Ella, that's the first set of twins, and the second set of twins will be Daley and Sloan."

Sloan: "Mom, I keep bleshing..."
Me: "You keep bleshing? What does that mean?"
Sloan: "You know bleshing...Ah ah ah CHOOO (sneezing)...like that, bleshing."
Me: "Ohhhhh, bless you!!"

Sloan: "When I become a mom, I'll just be naked!"
Me: "Why would you be naked?"
Sloan: "Because I don't have any mom clothes."